it was a funny saturday cause my brotha took me too a stripp club and this stripper comes out of no-where too hugg me… and it was this with girl a grew up with in grade to high school! …. talk about akward meetings lol she took me to the private era and wee just talked and caught up with each other it felt akward times 10 in the back of my head i was like “NO BABY NO DONT BE STRIPPIN” but i guess i cant be totally bad at a girl trying to just make a buck so she can eat but yeah thats how my birthday went…just another day in my life 0_0
a really awkward moment is when you and a friend are singing a song and you only know the chorus and you pretending to sing the hook then your friend stop singing and you are like “blah blah blah jfdhjfdjfbnedi…… why you gotta go and make things so complicated” and your friend looks at u and says “those arent the lyrics?” and ur like “what?…..O…i was singing in japnese” then ur friends starts speaking in japanese.. then ur like “show off……………bitch”
i was working the other day and i was in food section of the department store and this lady calls me over for help and ask’s me “do u have harm nuts?” and yes and just lost it i laughed so hard almost fell over. the lady looks at me with confusion and says “is their something funny with what i said??” i said “ma’am u just asked me if i had WARM NUTS” so she starts laughing cause she realizes what and how she said it. people are so random i think that is what ima start calling these blogs i write its fitting no?
i just walked out of the restroom at school and the only thing i can think about is how the eff did a pubic hair get on the top of the urinal lol??? HOW?
when people try to…umm “stand-out” they usually fail at it, alot cause instead of standing out or i guess trying to be different they usually just copy-cat their favorite celebrity. Example : if a girl sees a singer with dark dyed red hair they might be like “ohh that looks cute i want to look and be like that sooo let me dye mah hair”. when they dont realize that a ton of other girls are thinking the same thing, and so when they walk downtown then they see a bunch of girls with the same exact hair dew. and instead of standing -out they just blend into the crowd so their stuck back in the same place that they started. its like some sort of identity crisis that the whole situation becomes. instead of them trying to be themselves they just become like every one else.